Damn straight.
Oh, you should see the state of these neurons.
He’s had some cowboys in here.
Ten complete rejects!
You know, you act like such a lonely man. But look at you. You’ve got the biggest family on Earth.

“come along, pond. please.”
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frills-fantasy-and-outer-space:
No matter which way you’re looking the sonic is always pointed at you…
So earlier I came up with this really great idea
And this kind of fits in with that
So I was thinking for some show (probably either Doctor Who or Supernatural), what if throughout an entire episode, or maybe a season, there was this entity that was continually watching the characters every move.
Invisible.
It watches them all the time.
It’s always right behind them, looking over their shoulder.
At one point, they start to acknowledge this creatures existence. Perhaps they catch glimpses of it. The weird thing is, it know everything about them.
It is at this point in time that the monster starts causing trouble. The characters lives are at risk, and you are scared.
In the end, the Doctor or Dean (or someone) finds a way to make it visible. They find a way to get rid of it.
Maybe the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver. Maybe Dean shots it with his gun. Either way, they do so by looking directly at the camera. Looking at you.
Aiming at you.
You are the monster.
The screen goes black.
WHAT
I DEMAND THIS. RUSS WE KNOW YOU’RE ON TUMBLR. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN…
NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED
SOMEONE SHOW THIS TO MOFFAT
wait no don’t show it to moffat